Michael J. Fox Jokes

[HinesWard86]

Michael J. Fox doesn't need to set his phone to vibrate......because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox always gets the last drop of A1 Steak Sauce.....because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox doesn't use a blender......because of Parkinson's.

All of Michael J. Fox's sodas are flat........because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's bathtub is his jacuzzi........because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's arch-enemy is the Etch-A-Sketch......because of Parkinson's.

 

[Number_9]

Say hello to Satan for me.

 

[kingbill]

Micheal J Fox gives great motorboats...

 

[NES]

Come on guys, not Micheal.

 

[kingbill]

Come on guys, not Micheal.

One of the good guys for sure...Canadian...just saying...

 

[NES]

ONe of my all time favorites

 

[kingbill]

Secret of my Success has been played more than once in the last year at my house.

A lot of people overlook Bright Lights Big City but it's solid...

 

[NES]

Classic, I was watching "Secret" on cable the other day.

 

[HinesWard86]

Michael J. Fox always has his martinis shaken........because of Parkinson's

When Michael J. Fox puts on his glasses, kids call him 16 eyes......because of Parkinson's

 

[billhill999]

In his prime, nobody had a better delivery.
How you deliver a gag is key.

 

[TheRightSide]

One of the good guys for sure...Canadian...just saying...

Yeah He's fucking Canadian yet He's begging my congress for fucking money. Fuck him go beg Canada for money. Oh thats right socialized healthcare He would be dead already with Canada's system.

 

[quantumleap]

Women love to get a gynecological exam from Michael........because of Parkinson's

 

[barman]

Yeah He's fucking Canadian yet He's begging my congress for fucking money. Fuck him go beg Canada for money. Oh thats right socialized healthcare He would be dead already with Canada's system.

*Michael J Fox holds dual citizenship between Canada and America

*Canada does not have "socialized health care"


But aside from those two pesky facts, Rant On

 

[HinesWard86]

Time for round 2!



Michael J. Fox enjoys masturbation a lot more. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox will be rolling in his grave. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox cannot play Jenga. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox brushes his teeth faster than anyone. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox almost lost his job at the tattoo parlor. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox dries off quickly after showers. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox will never enjoy playing Wii with his children. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J Fox holds the high score on DDR. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's can't take photos of himself. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can't hug his family without being sued for abuse. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's LiveJournal reads like a word search. Because of Parkinson's.

 

[FuriousDrew]

You leave Michael alone!

:sadbb:

 

[festeringZit]

Time for round 2!



Michael J. Fox enjoys masturbation a lot more. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox will be rolling in his grave. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox cannot play Jenga. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox brushes his teeth faster than anyone. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox almost lost his job at the tattoo parlor. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox dries off quickly after showers. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox will never enjoy playing Wii with his children. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J Fox holds the high score on DDR. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's can't take photos of himself. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can't hug his family without being sued for abuse. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's LiveJournal reads like a word search. Because of Parkinson's.

Am I the only one that thinks these are not even close to being
funny?

 

[Jack Herer]

Zit, why don´t you use all the space for typing? You finish sentences in different lines. Not funny.

 

[FuriousDrew]

A pox on you!

 

[eoghater]

this just goes to show that michael j fox is too cool of a cat to be made fun of. who came up with these awful jokes?

 

[ScottL]

Michael J Fox holds dual citizenship between Canada and America

....Because of Parkinson's.